Pandora has real problems. She still lives with her parents, shes working a dead-end job and, oh yeah, shes a vampire who must get married by her birthday in three months time or she wont inherit the ancient family fortune.

One slight catch: shes single.

She manages to find her perfect fake husband: her work crush, Victor, a PhD student with mountains of student debt. She can marry him, inherit, pay off his debt and divorce him. Its a foolproof plan well, unless Victor discovers shes a vampire

But the road to the altar wont be an easy one for this vampire and human couple. Pandoras little crush on Victor is growing, and with their big fat vampire wedding looming, will their promise of till death do us part be fake after all?